Radio stations often feature questionnaires on their websites. But they’re normally crap. So we’ve done our own.

What is your full name?  johnny doom

What would you like to be called instead?  nothing thankyou....

Are you a goat?  no, but i used to own a goat called Emily. I loved her, but we had to sell her because she was too noisy.

What size feet don’t you have?  12

What was the first record you ever bought?  London Calling by The Clash

What’s in your car stereo at the moment?  my ipod

What’s Kerrang Radio like?  Good, apart from the rubbish bits.

What car do you drive?  a mean metal Vauxhall Corsa

What was your first job?  a paper round

Do you prefer ironing or poking badgers with sticks?  I like badgers...but dislike ironing. 

What’s the best record ever made?  Which genre? If it's 'dark folk metal', then Agalloch, The Mantle.  

What’s your best quality?  My ability to put up with idiots

Who do you hate in the world?  Most people....but especially Kerry Katona.

What’s the most evil thing you’ve ever done? Beaten my girlfriend up, then stole her purse to pay for heroin. Then on the way to buy the heroin, used the money to buy a whore.

If you could have the head of an animal, what would it be? a Badger

Who in the world do you love above anyone else? Mummy Doom

If you had to wear one pair of socks for the rest of your life, would it be a pair of socks owned by Chris Martin or former Blue Peter presenter Simon Groom?  Neither, they are both boring (especially Chris Martin). I would happily remove their feet

In a park, on an August day, do you like bananas or do you prefer biscuits?  I like bananas, but i'm not a monkey.

How would you like to die?  Gunning down innocent bystanders in the city centre....shot by the cops.

What do you think of mopeds? They are for mods and people who listen to Ocean Colour Scene, Paul Wellar and shit like that!