No more extravagant, novelty sized cards; no more rose-covered beds, no more candle-lit dinners, we're calling for a Valentine's Day boycott! We've had enough.
So, we have another idea for February 14th...
Grab another singleton and fight the system, embrace the anti-Valentine lifestyle!
Romantic, candlelit dinner? NOPE. Take a trip to the local takeaway and create your very own man vs food challenge.
Rose petal trail, leading up the stairs to a rose petal covered bed? BIG NOPE. Try skinny dipping in the local duck pond instead.
A4 sized card covered in hearts and glitter? A MASSIVE, GIGANTIC NOPE. We prefer a list of 'Would you rather...' scenarios - much better!
So what do you say?
Take a little trip to Kerrang! Radio Dating and find someone with an equal loathing for all things Valentine's Day and celebrate in true Kerrang! Radio style!