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It was only a matter of time before Colonel Ray Freedom got his own feature.

I'm sure you've probably heard his commanding tones reading the travel or perhaps when he invades the rock n roll years programme? Well anyway, due to popular demand he's now got his own 'agony uncle' slot. We actually suggested 'agony aunt' and he put the entire office on house arrest, so this is where we're at. You now have a chance to draw upon the colonel's life experience and he's a man who has seen everything. He's lived in the foothills of Tibet, slept rough in the Burmese jungle, roadied for Kansas, played drums for the popular beat combo 'Hot Lead' and has been head of security for some of the world's leading country and western artists.

So, if you have any issues or problems in your life and conventional methods just aren't cutting it for you, then perhaps Colonel Ray Freedom's unique brand of advice is for you. Leading lights in the world of social development have decided that his methods are fool proof with a success rate of 60% of the time, all of the time.

Testimonials:

Neil in Leeds:
'I owe my marriage to the colonel'

Jenny also in Leeds:
'The colonel drove his tank to our house and urged me to stay with Neil. His methods are indeed unconventional, but it's amazing what his cannon pointing at my car did for our marriage'.

Phil in Staffs:
'Colonel Ray Freedom's advice was invaluable. His knowledge regarding covert operations was really beneficial when it came to stealing back 'Trevor' my pet dog off my cowbag ex wife. Thanks Colonel.

Sami in Worcester:
'Wow, what can I say? Colonel Ray Freedom is a legend. I've been stalking my ex boyfriend for a while now, but thanks to his advice on camouflage I've been undetected for the past 3 weeks.

You too could join the ranks of the colonel's happy foot soldiers. If you've got a problem, no matter how big or small please fill in the details below and the colonel will advise.

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