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So Alex thinks Natalie Portman is the most attractive woman in the world, and needs YOU to help spead the word!
Here’s a message from Al B:
Right this is the situation – I’ve watched a LOT of films recently that star Natalie Portman. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve always thought she was awesome-looking but it’s time to express HOW awesome-looking I think she is.
I can’t take credit for the name “Portmania” as this was dreamt up by the marvellous Kevin Hingley BUT this is what I have decided everyone should do:
1) Download the above picture of Natalie Portman (Right click and 'save picture as')
2) Post it as your profile picture on Facebook/Twitter to let the world know that you think that she is indeed: “Officially (according to Alex Baker) the most attractive woman in the world.” Originally I wanted to add in “apart from m’lady Melissa (obviously)” but I decided it would lack punch and we should just stick to the original statement.
3) Encourage all your friends to do the same
4) Feel pleased
There is no prize other than the immense satisfaction you will get from being part of getting Natalie Portman to realise that she is officially the most attractive woman in the world (according to Alex Baker)!!! I mean don’t get me wrong, she can’t NOT know already, she ain’t blind right?! But still, a movement is not a movement without people….well….moving haha…so DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!
Readers of FHM put her at number 19 – I love FHM and think their chart of sexy women is almost entirely accurate by Baker-standards year on year - but this isn’t just about “sexiness” this is about “attractiveness” and Natalie Portman wins hands down, EVEN HER HANDS ARE ATTRACTIVE!!!!
Alex B – Portmania 2011.
